Do with it what you will.
Neil Patrick Harris.
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Day Five - A random funny story.
I don’t have funny stories. I am an entirely un-entertaining person to be around. I don’t know why you fools like me.
Seriously, though, I’m drawing a blank. So, in exchange for funny stories, I’ll give you a few of my favorite quotes in my quote book.
“It’s 8 in the fucking morning! What, am I supposed to like…shit rainbows or right now?!” - Amanda Kramer
“Nothing is less adjective than fuck.” - Stephan Duga
“I would significantly rather kill myself than let someone else kill me with my own penis.” - Stephan Duga
“It’s like one of those ‘not all rectangles are squares, but all squares are rectangles” kind of things, y’know? Not all Christians are schizos…but you are.” - myself
“Now you’re making me feel weird and I can’t period.” - Matt Dutra
“Does it smell like ice, wind, and freedom? Then yeah, it’s me.” - Stephan Duga
“You need three butts. Four is too many, but two isn’t enough. You need three. Three butts.” - Aksel Davis
“I dated him for too long. I dated him for three Talk Like a Pirate Days.” - Colleen McEnaney
“Hey! He’s back! The guy who has never done anything expect be curious about reception!” - Clint Hannah
I have many, many, many more. But I’ll stop here because I want to eat my lunch.
Text Post Wed, May. 30, 2012
The most heartbroken you have ever been, tell the story.
I honestly can’t say that I’ve ever been heartbroken. I’ve had some shitty times, don’t get me wrong, but I wouldn’t describe any of the emotions that I felt as “heartbroken”. I guess I just don’t see myself ever taking such a passive role in life. If I’m upset about something, it’s because of a situation that I put myself in. I actively chose to seek out the path that lead me to being upset and therefore will not wallow in self pity. Being “heartbroken” implies allowing someone else to take such control of me that I am no longer capable of keeping myself together without them. I’ve never been in that place, nor do I ever intend to be.
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Video Post Wed, May. 30, 2012
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Worst injury you got and how you got it.
When I was in the fifth grade, I was friends with a couple of the other kids in my neighborhood, Kyle and Amanda (not Kramer). One day, we were playing in the creek behind Kyle’s house. I had found a rather large rock and was holding it in my hands when Kyle did something that surprised me (I don’t remember what). The rock flew out of my hands, over my head, and somehow landed on the back of my ankle. It sliced my foot open, and the next thing that I knew I was being carried to Kyle’s front lawn where I was bundled into my mother’s car. I would like to say that I was rushed to the emergency room while bleeding profusely from my foot. Alas, I was not. I was bleeding, but my mother had to stop and pick my sister up from camp on our way to the hospital. Seriously. Anyway, we finally got to the hospital, and I was informed that I had come within a quarter of an inch of severing my Achilles tendon. Ouch. I ended up with four stitches, so it was too terrible. Hurt like a bitch to gimp around for the next couple of weeks, though. I still have the scar.
Text Post Mon, May. 28, 2012
Day 2 - Who has had the biggest impact on your life and why?
So here is where I get super sentimental and everyone goes “awwww”. I’d have to say the person who has made the biggest impact on my life is my best friend, Amanda Kramer. It’s crazy to think that we’ve now been friends for more than half our lives, but it’s true. This girl has always been there for me (even when she lived literally halfway around the world). She’s helped me through every emotional struggle, talked me down from every panic attack, laughed with me, spent countless hours watching HIMYM with me, lived with me, danced with me, and has always known exactly what to say to help me. She has encouraged me to follow my dreams and has helped me figure lout how to do so. She is even the reason that I’ve seen London and Paris (and I will cherish those memories forever). To this day, she is the first person I go to with ANYTHING. I love this chick, and I literally don’t know where or who I’d be right now if I hadn’t walked up to her on that playground in the fifth grade.
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Text Post Sun, May. 27, 2012
55 Day Random Challenge - Day 1
It’s summer again, and we all know what that means: I’m bored out of my mind! So, in an effort to distract myself from said boredom while still refraining from doing anything actually productive, I’m going to do another tumblr challenge. Last summer I did a Starkid challenge, so this summer I’m just going to do a random challenge. Let’s get started, shall we?
Day 1 - Tell me about the best day of your life.
Oh lawdy lord, that’s a tough one. I’ve had a lot of really awesome days in my time, but I’d have to say that one of the best was last fall. My group of friends is a bit spread out around the southeast - four of us are in Raleigh, one in Georgia, a few in Charlotte, two in Boone, one is South Carolina, one in Virginia, etc etc - and consequently we only really get to see each other during the holidays. Last fall, we decided to make our own holiday. In October and November, the Renaissance Festival always comes to Charlotte. One weekend we all convoyed to the Soltis house, got drunk, and went to the RenFest. We spent the entire day just goofing off, seeing our favorite acts, and spending time with the people we love most. We then went back to the Soltis’, made a giant dinner, got drunk again, and continued our debauchery. The next morning, we woke up and returned to our respective schools/towns. It was fantastic. I love seeing these people, and I especially love that we’re all so willing to just up and take off to spend time with each other. I have a feeling that this will become a tradition, and I can’t even begin to describe how happy that makes me.
Video Post Thu, May. 24, 2012
92 notesUm. The Call Me Maybe video is fucking adorable.
I love it when pop stars make fun of their sexiness/ don’t take themselves seriously.
AND YES. I searched and watched the Call Me Maybe video this morning. I had an impulse. I followed it. No regrets.
Video Post Thu, May. 24, 2012
Omg…best post ever. Bless this post.
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61,425 notesPhoto Post Thu, May. 24, 2012
Seriously, could this family get any more attractive?two hot bros, …don’t mind if i do.
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